After over a month of repeats, The Office made its return last night.
Some life lessons I learned:
- If 'the man' is keeping you down, it may be because 'the man' is actually being kept down himself.
- Somebody always has to speak first.
- If you want 12%, ask for 15%.
- Three grown men don't fit in the front of a pick up.
- I'd rather be hit with num-chucks or a karate star thingy than sprayed with pepper spray.
- Never buy a suit in a hurry.
- I'm a very gruntled employee.