If Junior High Youth Group Was Like Costco

....Kids would need a membership card to get in (bummer)
....Grace, encouragement, acceptance etc. would come in mass quantities (brilliant)
...It would be well organized (brilliant)
...Some offerings would never change, but lots of things would be rotated out (brilliant)
...The stuff we sell at our snack shack would be the best deal in town! (brilliant)
...There would be lots of kids on the outside looking in (bummer)

Okay, that's about all I've got. It sounded like an easy analogy but maybe not. Shoot us your contributions!


Dale Sheehy said...

I think Costco is similar to Sam's so
-Customer service (ministry) would be poor.
-Greeters would act like they are being forced to do their job.
-There would be lots of choices reaching many different types of teens.

Alli Hibb said...

...students would be greeted on the way in and on the way out.
...there would always be free food.

Michael said...

you could return in 90 days......no questions asked

Erika Thomas said...

... it would be the best place to go if you were looking for gas
... it would be safe to just sample what was being offered
... it would be simple yet structured

Matt Evans said...

There would be more meat than milk.